Above is a picture of Ralph Nader speaking at some important conference.
Over the past few months we have heard more and more about the presidential election and the Democratic and Republican candidates, and it seems that it is becoming more and more apparent that neither of them know how to fix this country. Well, I've done some soul searching the past couple months and have constantly asked myself the same question: Is there a candidate out there that we can count on? I think I've found my answer. Many say Vote Obama! Many say Vote McCain! I am one of the proud (and the few) who say Vote Nader! You know what Ralph Nader means in Ancient Aztec Hungarian (AAH), Real Change. This guy would be amazing. Let's just look at his credentials: (1) He has never been elected to anything. So obviously we know that he hasn't been corrupted by government yet because he has never been in government. (2) He's a consumer advocate (I'm not sure what that is, but I'm sure it's important) (3) He's really old, 74 to be exact. (4) He has been named by Time Magazine as one of the 100 Most Influential Americans in the 20th Century. (He was influential enough to get 1% of the vote in 2004 so that's pretty good).
Obviously these credentials speak for themselves. So come on America lets make the obvious choice. Do we want a young, eloquent first term senator or an old not eloquent 1,000th term senator as our president, or do we want an old, who knows if he's eloquent, never senator as our next president. I think I've made my point.
RALPH NADER FOR PRESIDENT!
